A Book Loving Nerdfighter

r3nt-2-0:

Random person:
Top Gear is a show about cars, right?

Me:
Right..

Random person:
So why they are in the jungle and one of them is screaming “I’m the god of hellfire” with a chainsaw in his hands?

Me:
…because…well,it’s complicated.

(via topgear)

halfmydean:

youthfulsoulss:

Do you ever really care about someone, but somehow end up “showing” them how much you care by being mean to them? 

All the time

(via angieegomez)

theallamericanmuslimah:

princeowl:

teabrittle:

princeowl:

why would you ever idolize cops when firefighters exist

yeah seriously have you ever heard of “corrupt firefighter” 

what would a ‘corrupt firefighter’ even be. he put out that fire with a little TOO much water. he was a little rough with the cat he rescued from a tree for a little old lady

Firefighters are da best

(via angieegomez)

schtickyfriend:

fartcup:

tip: When you’re at an airport, add “?.jpg” at the end of any URL to bypass the expensive WiFi and access the Internet for free.

image

(Source: chickem, via tyleroakley)

ellendegeneres:

I saw the water bottle in the “Downton Abbey” photo, but I’m surprised no one noticed the underwear.

ellendegeneres:

I saw the water bottle in the “Downton Abbey” photo, but I’m surprised no one noticed the underwear.